Sick. I’ve got a damn cold, and I’m not happy about it AT ALL.
So, I’m at home, slurping sugary drinks and making a moderate-sized used-tissue mountain next to my bed. I suppose its the price to pay for hanging around a bunch of liberals in NYC all day.
I just got back from making a pharmacy run to collect some OTC cold chemicals. While there I bought a pair of pajama jeans.
THATS RIGHT HATERS, I BOUGHT PAJAMA JEANS. I don’t care what y’all bitches say, these things are fucking awesome. THEY LOOK LIKE JEANS!! BUT THEY FEEL LIKE PAJAMAS!! You can bet I will be wearing these bad britches to work, yo.
If I survive this cold, that is. DID YOU EVER SEE CONTAGION?