Monday haikus

Damp Angst

Rain, rain, fog, and rain.
If this is Oregon, then
Where’s all the hipsters?

Ode to Bananas

Yellow and phallic
Thou art so perfectly formed
To fit in ape hands.

Breakfast in the Jungle

Vending machine down.
Jesus rollerblading Christ
I needs my chocolate.

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