My sister, Jen, has been forwarding me all her online Christmas shopping loot, for the past week and a half, in a desperate attempt to
perpetuate the lie that is Santa Claus on my poor innocent nephews keep the presents a secret. I came home today to a giant box leaning on my door. Fast forward 3 hours, to an AIM chat with my sister:
Jen: dude, did you call me on the phone?
bwahahahah!! YOU BUTT DIALED ME!!!
FOR ALMOST 3 WHOLE MINUTES!
Jen: at 4:11 pm today
Rachel: AW FUCKING COCK
Jen: i would forward the voicemail to you, but you wouldn’t be able to hear it any way
Rachel: fucking phone
omg what does it sound like?
Jen: it sounds like you are rummaging
Jen: what were you doing at 4:11?
for 3 minutes
Rachel: I was probably cutting open your knitpicks box
THAT WAS ME OPENING YOUR PRESENTS!!