wherein a simple question leads to the blue screen of death

Janet: hey, whatcha doing?
Me: (mouthing) I’m practicing.
Janet: (lipreading) Processing?
Me: (voices) No, I’m PRACTICING.
Janet. Oh.
Us: *giggles in unison* Processing..
Me: Processing, please stand by…processing…processing…
Janet: *robot hands*
Me: Cannot compute! Cannot compute!
Janet: Error! This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.
Us: *facewipe* Blue screen of Death!….beeeewwwwwwwooop.

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7 thoughts on “wherein a simple question leads to the blue screen of death

  1. I’ve never had the blue screen of death. I’ve had the blue screen of near-death several times, the blue screen of I-hope-you-saved-your-work more times than numbers can count.

    And yes, that’s weird, but good weird.

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