I don’t use twitter. I’m not really interested in adding another bullshit internet obligation to my daily routine. I got plenty, what with two blogs, and Facebook, for example, plus all the blogs I read and sort of comment on. I also got real life obligations such as, you know, WORK.
My version of “twittering” is the facebook status updates. Here are some recent ones from the last couple days:
7:54pm: Rachel is watching “Zack and Miri Make a Porno”
8:45pm: Rachel is laughing at the awkwardness of it all.
10:42pm: Rachel may have finally kicked writer’s block in the nuts!
8:24am: Rachel is feeling kinda ooky.
3:46pm: Rachel is slacking off.
9:25am: Rachel is milling around with the rest of the herd.
9:55am:: The Alpha Male departs and the herd disperses.
10:41am: Rachel is complaining about the weather/ The forecast is predicting a WEEKS worth of rain,from this Thursday to next Thursday! When will it END?!
11:24am: Rachel’s eyes glaze over.
2:42pm: Rachel feels an itch she can’t scratch.
3:35pm: Rachel wonders how much longer she can put up with the two jobs bullshit.