So I’ve got the dreaded swine flu (or so we assume since my symptoms and progression of said symptoms match). All in all, I gotta say this is nothing. Yeah, I feel like crap, but I’ve had worse flus, and I certainly don’t feel an impending death. All that talk about the aporkcalypse, the baconic plague, hamthrax, and so forth, seems to be naught media-whipped hysteria.
Yesterday, I watched some television. In my feverish state, I saw something so surreal, so fucked up, I had to take a bath and go to bed. Surely my mind had to have made it up! No one would actually make a car commercial with HAMSTERS bopping to music, now would they?!