- Yesterday temperatures climed to 58 degrees, in mid-Feburary! Today will be windy and rainy at a balmy 47 degrees. Again, in med-Feburary!
- The soda machine at work hates me. I swear to god! Usually, after plugging in my $.75 and pushing the selection button, it will vomit out my drink with no problem, but sometimes, at random moments, it will hold my soda within its gaping maw, refusing to release my refreshments. I put my money in, I make my selection, it pushes out my can from the holding apparatus within it, and a loud thunk comes from it, like its supposed to, but the damn soda won’t come out of its hole. Instead, it comes out LATER, for some damn lucky bastard who gets two sodas for the price of one.
And of all the 50 people that work here, IM THE ONLY PERSON IT DOES THIS TO!
- I had a strange dream involving a bordello having a sort of fundraising night involving country fair games. I was wearing red heels. Later, I dreamt of a stolen wallet and three-way anal sex with Alec Baldwin and some blonde dude. Baldwin was in the middle.