Below is part of a discussion my sister and I had regarding Obama’s much-anticipated VP announcement–which, at the time of this writing, I am still waiting for. I am, FYI, feeling very impatient and very annoyed. What the fuck is up with this last minute bullshit! Seriously? Just fucking tell us al-fucking-ready!
And now, the chat, courtesy of AIM.
me: how’s the knit?
sis: hey girl
sis: taking a break
sis: now i’m just cleaning out my gmail inbox
sis: this stupid obama thing is driving me nutty
me: which stupid thing?
sis: the artifical fevered frenzy as we wait for THE text message
sis: my head is going to explode
me: oh that yes. I’ve been antsy all day and feeling annoyed
sis: c’mon already!!!
me: like, typical asshat male leaving us waiting and waiting for a phone call and just as we about to wash our hands of him altogether, BUZZ “hi baby!”
sis: i know!!!
sis: and then we’ll fawn all over him again
sis: just happy that he called us
me: ugh yes!
sis: but of course it’s just a booty call
sis: but we don’t care
siss: because we like the cock and will do anything to get it
sis: we are addicted to the cock
me: stop it! hehe
sis: we can’t get enough of the cock
me: making me want to send a text like “how dare you stand me up! no votes for you!”
sis: you’ll cave in and vote for him
sis: because you are addicted to the cock
sis: admit it!!
me: well the alternative is a crippled old ballsack
me: if given a choice between a flacid ballsack or a cock..
me: I gotta choose the cock
sis: and he wouldn’t even give you a booty call
sis: no c=3()-:
me: ew teabagging lol
****Update: proof that Obama is a dick.
Late Friday, several officials said the text message announcement would be distributed Saturday morning, a few hours before a scheduled rally at the Old State Capitol in Springfield, Ill., where the Democratic ticket would appear for the first time.