Thanks for playing the Horseshit! Game. The winner, with 7 out of 15 correct, is….MARTHA!
Congratulations, Martha. Here is your prize:
Here is the rundown of all the horseshit answers:
1. B is horseshit. I have never been called thunderbutt. The only name I go by is “Rachel.”
2. Both answers are true.
3. Both answers are horseshit. I have everything I want in my relationship with Brian, and I cannot reduce my relationship to two things.
4. B is horseshit. The thought of being felt up by ANYONE, except Brian, nauseates me.
5. A is horsehit. At that moment, I wanted chocolate, not an orange.
6. Both answers are true.
7. Both answers are horseshit: Kara doesn’t do memes, and Puss has gobsmacked plenty to talk about, she doesnt NEED memes.
8. Both answers are true.
9. Both answers are horseshit. I had oatmeal for breakfast again, and swedish meatballs and beans for lunch.
10. B is horseshit. The last two people I had to at the time of posting were Janet and Brian.
11. B is horseshit. I never do artwork on Fridays.
12. B is horseshit: The second longest car ride would be the drive from Connecticut to Idaho.
13. Both answers are horseshit. My favorite holidays are Memorial day (can you say vacation time?) and Halloween (candy and costumes!)
14. B is false. I actually love sweet wines, ESPECIALLY the botryized wines like the Coeur Cheverny cuvee Renissance I had last weekend. But I can only tolerate lemonade. I find it to be too artificial-tasting from the buttload of sugar.
15. Both are true.
So thanks to everyone who partcipated. I hope it was entertaining for you!