In honor of Woozie’s recent installment of “Ask a Black Dude” (which tickled me tremendously; I could have asked 10,000 questions, but I restrained myself), I hereby introduce my first ask-me-anything-question-and-answer segment!
Contain yourselves, my children! This is but a modest venture, a humble experiment–such display is unseemly!
First the rules: there are no rules! You can ask me ANYTHING about ANYONE and ANYWHERE and ANYHOW. I will do my best to honor the integrity of your queries with the seriousness it is asked (which means, of course, if you ask me a foolish question, I will give you a foolish answer, but I do welcome foolish questions regardless!).
So ask me anything, my dear friends! Be you serious or silly, foolish or penetrating, I await your inquiring minds with bated breath.